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Beitragvon flying_donut » Sonntag 21. Mai 2006, 10:18

Es gibt so ein Buch wie sich Frauen WÄHREND der Fußball WM verhalten sollen ... :lol: :lol: :lol:
ist des erforderlich^^ was meinen die Männer :D :D :D ????
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Beitragvon cRuS4dEr » Sonntag 21. Mai 2006, 20:28

Meinste etwa sowas: ? ;)

Extremely important advice and recommendations to be passed on to
fiancis, mothers, sisters, daughters, etc. (to all women in
general) These rules are to be communicated prior to the World Cup in
June/July this year...

List Of Rules.

1. From 9 June to 9 July 2006, you should read the sports section of the
newspaper so that you are aware of what is going on regarding the World
Cup, and that way you will be able to join in the conversations. If you
fail to do this, then you will be looked at in a bad way, or you will be
totally ignored. DO NOT complain about not receiving any attention.

2. During the World Cup, the television is mine, at all times, without any
exceptions. If you even take a glimpse of the remote control, you will
lose it (your eye).

3. If you have to pass by in front of the TV during a game, I don't mind,
as long as you do it crawling on the floor and without distracting me. If
you decide to stand nude in front of the TV, make sure you put clothes on
right after because if you catch a cold, I wont have time to take you to
the doctor or look after you during the World Cup month.

4. During the games I will be blind, deaf and mute, unless I require a
refill of my drink or something to eat. You are out of your mind if you
expect me to listen to you, open the door, answer the telephone, or pick
up the baby that just fell from the second floor....it wont happen.

5. It would be a good idea for you to keep at least 2 six packs in the
fridge at all times, as well as plenty of things to nibble on, and please
do not make any funny faces to my friends when they come over to watch the games. In return, you will be allowed to use the TV between 12am and 6am, unless they replay a good game that I missed during the day.

6. Please, please, please!! if you see me upset because one of my teams is
losing, DO NOT say "get over it, its only a game", or "don't worry,
they'll win next time". If you say these things, you will only make me angrier and I will love you less. Remember, you will never ever know more about football than me and your so called "words of encouragement" will only lead to a break up or divorce.

7. You are welcome to sit with me to watch one game and you can talk to me during halftime but only when the commercials are on, and only if the
halftime score is pleasing me. In addition, please note I am saying "one"
game, hence do not use the World Cup as a nice cheesy excuse to "spend
time together".

8. The replays of the goals are very important. I don't care if I have
seen them or I haven't seen them, I want to see them again. Many times.

9. Tell your friends NOT to have any babies, or any other child related
parties or gatherings that requires my attendance because:
a) I will not go,
b) I will not go, and
c) I will not go.

10. But, if a friend of mine invites us to his house on a Sunday to watch
a game, we will be there in a flash.

11. The daily World Cup highlights show on TV every night is just as
important as the games themselves. Do not even think about saying "but you have already seen this...why don't you change the channel to something we can all watch??", the reply will be: "Refer to Rule #2 of this list".

12. And finally, please save your expressions such as "Thank God the World
Cup is only every 4 years". I am immune to these words, because after this
comes the Champions League, Italian League, Spanish League, Premier
League,
etc etc.

Thank you for your cooperation.
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Beitragvon flying_donut » Sonntag 21. Mai 2006, 20:50

:lol: :lol: :lol: Jap Saubere Arbeit benny :lol: :lol: :lol:

hehe^^

Nehmts euch zu Herzen ^^
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Beitragvon Cyborg » Sonntag 21. Mai 2006, 22:20

Ich glaub, Ihr beide werdet am meisten dran glauben beim Arena-Treffen. :shock: :lol: :P
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Beitragvon cRuS4dEr » Montag 22. Mai 2006, 13:18

Nene denke nicht, muss nähmlich zugeben, dass ich nicht wirklich ein Fußball Fan bin ;)

Mal des Halfinale und Finale anschauen is ok aber sonst, nee des muss nicht sein
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Beitragvon flying_donut » Montag 22. Mai 2006, 16:37

un ich bin die einzigst arme sau? :P
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